im abbi and you're lost
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do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically


best part of 2013 image

worst part of 2013image

  • me in 2012: *tags a reblogged text post with relatable content 'same'*
  • me in 2014: *tags a picture of a cabbage cut in half 'same'*


when my song come on in the club

me n my plant gf

  • me: bby ur hand is so thin
  • her: that me leaf


english words that pitbull knows

  • party
  • miami


I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge

Anonymous asked: what drugs have you done


nice try mom


everyone is a latent homosexual, ain’t they


I’m all ears


Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

  • *at a meet and greet with Ariana*
  • me: i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
  • ariana: awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
  • me: sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
  • ariana: ouch!
  • me: *calls mariah* phase one complete master


my brother found this old menu board at a thrift store and hung it up in his apartment looking like this