Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
food tastes better when you took it from someone
Boy: Wanna go out sometime?
Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.
playing grand theft auto
sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….
dis bitch look like a above ground radish
Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life