im abbi and i ran out of witty things to say like 5 years ago
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don’t be the guy who shows up and orders a huge meal 3 minutes before close
don’t be that guy

yeahitsmarco:

*phone vibrates while sitting on it*

image

noordinaryelf:

This maybe the best thing ever

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

gnarly:

squided:

diamoncls:

yourwaifu:

thala55o:

mac and cheese

what?

mac and cheese

That’s an egg

Thats an ipad

jackfrostftw:

akilequidae:

Spiderman

DEAR GOd

sitting in Melissa’s garage blogging alone ayyy

Lol fun game: go on my /tagged/me and reblog your favourite selfie for fun!! Fun for the whole family!!

enchantedshovel:

*punches through the monitor* [hacker voice] im in

ofsherlock:

grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again

shimmerfang:

teacher: wheres your homework

me: *swings a really big sword*

teacher: holy shit